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Does the hair make the girl?

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:31:25 -0400

I got my hair done two days ago in a style I’ve never done. It was a style that I’ve been dying to try to a while and now that I have the time (having graduated from college and home dying of boredom) I thought what a perfect opportunity to try something new! It turned out great (if you were wondering), so great that I find more guys are hitting on me because of it. Don’t get me wrong. I got male attention before my impromptu hair change but this kind of attention is excessive and kind of freaking me out. On two separate occasions today, I was hit on by some older men. I even got a phone number from one (who I’m not going to call mind you!). This has me wondering, “is this how girls with huge asses or big boobs feel?” Are guys only looking at the superficial parts on us females that they don’t see the real us?

They say “the clothes make the man” but…my question is: does the hair make the girl?

Does the hair make the girl? (example 2)

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:21:08 -0400

Creepy man at Barnes&Noble: * He holds to the door open for me as I'm leaving* Hey baby, you lookin' good baby!
Me: *I giggle nervously and move faster to the car* Thanks...

Does the hair make the girl? (example 1)

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 03:20:47 -0400

Horny man at Walmart: *Speeding up to to catch up with me as I'm leaving* You look great in black.
Me: *I'm giggling nervously as I look for my keys and continue to walk* Oh thank you!
Horny man: Welcome...so what'd you say your name was?
Me: Umm...Sylvia...
Horny man: Great to meet you...I'm Marc. Can I get your number to call you?
Me: *I'm, again, giggling nervously, sweating profusely and searching frantically for my keys* Oh umm, sorry I have a boyfriend.
Horny man: Oh, that's OK. He won't know. *He winks and I feel a nasty chill go down my spine*
Me: *I'm desperate to find my keys at this point* Nah, he's my heart. I'd never do that to him.
Horny man: Can I give you my number??
Me:...I guess *I've finally found my keys!*
Horny man: *He writes his number down and hands it to me* There ya go Sylvia. Call me PLEASE?!
Me:...We'll see...*I run out of the store*

Stick it in your youtube, jerk.

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 16:40:55 -0400

Hmanfilms: Don't talk shit. I didn't do anything to you. Go hate somewhere else. I was like 14 and I didn't have anything better to do. BTW this was like probably a year ago.
Me: Umm...I have no idea what you're talking about. Did you make a video in which I commented rudely? Because if I did than it was probably warranted but since I don't remember you're going to have to refresh my memory so I can offend you again.

Stick it in your youtube, jerk (top 10)

Sun, 15 Mar 2009 16:39:00 -0400

I find myself on youtube lately. I’m not one to post videos because one, I don’t have anyway of making them and two, what the hell do I have to say that can’t be expressed in written word? I’ve also found myself being more ruthless with idiots who want to get mad about a comment I posted about their video (example: the convo above). It’s funny to me the amount of time people spend getting so angry over a comment like “wow…” like I just told them I hoped their dog was run over. Ridiculous.

10 reasons why you shouldn’t (or prossibly should) be offended by my comments on youtube.

You’re video sucks anyway: Maybe my comment was warranted. If you make a crappy video, I’m going to be honest and tell you it was crap. Duh.
Causing a ruckus is what I live for: Sometimes I’m just feeling hostile and want to make someone mad. If you’re video is the first one I see and it’s not up to the level it should than prepare to feel worthless. Because you pretty much are.
You’re a jerk and you know it: You probably left a nasty comment yourself that was definitely inappropriate and I called you out for it. Yeah, you’re not allowed to be a jerk without just cause. Only I am.
Typing Liike Thyis will get you in trouble: I HATE HATE HATE people who type like they’ve just had a stroke (unless you really did have a stroke, in which case I apoligize and ask “what are you doing on youtube in the first place?) But if you’re just trying to let someone know their video was good than just say “great video!” not “datz ghood stufuh riite thurr!” UGH.
Retaliation is a bitch, but so am I: If I comment about a video and you insist on jumping on me about what I said than prepare yourself for a hardcore battle of wits. And you better be heavily armed because I never cease to run out of ammo.
You’re a pervert but don’t know it: Oh no worries, it would be my honor to tell you how much of a jackass you are. I can’t stand those sickos that leave inappropriate comments on 12-year-olds videos and express how turned on they are. Are you %$#$ kidding me dude? That’s sick.
Put your clothes on and stop dancing around like a crazed baboon: If you are one of the 12-year-olds I just referred to than you better knock it the %$#$ off. I don’t need my tax dollars going toward a search/recuse mission for you because you were taken by an internet predator. Just stop it right now.
Racist will always be attacked: Being of a minority race, I’m obligated to attack you for the racist filth you spew. If you have more than 100 thumbs down for your comment about a video of MLK than you’re probably a racist and we ALL hate you. Which means it won’t just be me telling you to shove it where the sun don’t shine.
Speaking of thumbs down, WTH?: One thing that I can’t stand more than anything else is the little thumbs down count to the left of a post. Okay, do NOT give me a thumbs down for defending a video. I know who gives me thumbs down and I WILL get you.
You’re making a spam sandwich: Just comment on the video, ABOUT the video, alright? I don’t need to see this message about dying tomorrow if I don’t copy and paste in the next 10 minutes. If you believe that than I say you deserve a rude comment and to have your head examined.

Cutenews...I won't miss thee bitch.

Sun, 01 Mar 2009 21:31:00 -0500

I have done the unthinkable…writing a blog without having concoted a list to go along with it. I should and am ashamed of myself. So, here is a list of reasons why I’ve moved myself over to tumblr.com and can’t stand cutenews.

It always tricks me everytime: Why is cutenews telling me I have 1123 comments when only about 12 real people visit my blog? Oh yeah…spam.
Easy installation: No wonder why it was easy and I actually did it right the first time. All kinds of shit gets in without notice and BAM you no longer have comments or theres 1123 (as previously stated).
It makes you feel like a loser: Who needs comments anyway? Not me! I love coming into my blog (seeing 15 comments previously) and then seeing zero…umm excuse you…where are my comments??
Tumblr makes it easy: I mean RIDICULOUSLY easy for me to do whatever…well not whatever. If I make one wrong move…I could mess up someth…*deleted*
I can no longer customize: For the strangest reason cutnews continues to give me a 405 error (diff from the 404 error you see when the page doesn’t exist). I’m really getting to know these error pages pretty well under the watchful of cutenews.
I f***ing hate water & feet: The whole reason why I’m even having issues in the first place is because my PSP8 CD has water damage and my old computer had dreamweaver on it but was subsequently stepped on and now has a crack in it…i.e. I can’t design my own layouts for the time being and I can’t organize my site unless I mess with Visual Developer (which I don’t completely get…surprising?)
Active comments: What the *beep* are those anyway?? You just told me I have 0 comments but I still have 154 active ones? What in the name of Jesus’s carpentering hands are you talking about cutenews??
It’s slow, slower, the slowest: Cheese & rice man, can it move any slower? In the time it takes me to post something, I could have died and been reincarnated and then died in that life too.
It sucks.
I hate it.

I think 9 and 10 speak for themselves…right?

The big move

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:06:46 -0500

If you’ve ventured over here from CP.net, than welcome. I discovered this little slice of heaven via my girl Timmie. I’m going to be blogging here for a while because fanupdate is giving me a damn headache trying to install and cutenews has been on my last nerve for the past year. I haven’t decided If I’m moving here indefinitely but I’ll keep all my adoring fans posted.

Oh the racist...(semi-rant)

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 20:21:20 -0500

So, I’m on youtube just browsing through my own profile and reminiscing about all the videos that I’ve added to my favorites. I come across Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I have a dream” speech and go into it for a listen. Well, low and behold some racist idiots have commented on the video with a few, not so subtle, derogatory words describing black people. I, with my calm, cool and collected self, decide to tell these kind (psh) individuals exactly where to go and how to get there. Here are 10 reasons why racists are just ridiculous.

They’re completely indecisive: One minute you’re on the Muslims for wearing clothing you don’t understand, then you’re on African Americans for coming over (not by choice) and taking over “your” country. You’re racist against you’re own kind because they accept other races…make up your mind! Who is it you hate again?
Hating is just exhausting: It takes 10x as much energy to hate a certain group of people than it does to really understand where they’re coming from and leave the issues of race alone all together.
The majority are uneducated idiots anyway: All the arguments I’ve ever gotten into with racists (and there have been a few), they never have the facts that seem to be common knowledge to the rest of us but they somehow have flown under the radar. And most lack the grammar skills and/or brain capacity to even come up with a decent argument to why they hate anyone in the first place.
There are only a handful of them: Us normal people out number you by quiet a bit. What makes you think we won’t beat the living :shutup: out of you for talking about our friends, family memebers and others that we care about?
The world is changing…and they stay set in their ways: It’s amazing to me that people don’t realize a new day is dawning. Our president is living proof of that. The world is going to pass you by while you sit on your porch and stew about why you hate a particular race of people you know nothing about.
It’s just expensive…at least I imagine so: Having to pay for self-defense classes or buying weapons to protect yourself because of the ignorant rhetoric you spew, has to be monetarily exhausting. And we will kick your &$%#!, so you better be prepared skippy!
Their circle of friends is slim to none: Who is going to want to be your friend, let alone date you, if you hate…well, everyone? Good luck on eHarmony.com, though I’m sure they frown upon interests that included condenming anyone different from you.
Contradiction is they’re middle name: How can a person hate others and then proceed to quote from the bible? “And then God said to Abraham…you shall dislike those who aren’t you. Go fourth!” Yeah…I’m sure that’s what it says. Idiot.
Hypocrite is they’re last name: It amazes me, the amount of races who say and do horrible things to others but heaven forbid you do anything back or commit a transgression against them. You have totally crossed the line there buddy!
As many things as they do, other races still continue to prosper: No one is listening to you whacko, give it up already. Better yet, hold your breath until I start agreeing with the things you have to say.