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Horny man at Walmart:
*Speeding up to to catch up with me as I'm leaving* You look great in black.
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Me:
*I'm giggling nervously as I look for my keys and continue to walk* Oh thank you!
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Horny man:
Welcome...so what'd you say your name was?
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Me:
Umm...Sylvia...
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Horny man:
Great to meet you...I'm Marc. Can I get your number to call you?
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Me:
*I'm, again, giggling nervously, sweating profusely and searching frantically for my keys* Oh umm, sorry I have a boyfriend.
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Horny man:
Oh, that's OK. He won't know. *He winks and I feel a nasty chill go down my spine*
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Me:
*I'm desperate to find my keys at this point* Nah, he's my heart. I'd never do that to him.
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Horny man:
Can I give you my number??
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Me:
...I guess *I've finally found my keys!*
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Horny man:
*He writes his number down and hands it to me* There ya go Sylvia. Call me PLEASE?!
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Me:
...We'll see...*I run out of the store*
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