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Stick it in your youtube, jerk (top 10)

I find myself on youtube lately. I’m not one to post videos because one, I don’t have anyway of making them and two, what the hell do I have to say that can’t be expressed in written word? I’ve also found myself being more ruthless with idiots who want to get mad about a comment I posted about their video (example: the convo above). It’s funny to me the amount of time people spend getting so angry over a comment like “wow…” like I just told them I hoped their dog was run over. Ridiculous.

10 reasons why you shouldn’t (or prossibly should) be offended by my comments on youtube.

1. You’re video sucks anyway: Maybe my comment was warranted. If you make a crappy video, I’m going to be honest and tell you it was crap. Duh.
2. Causing a ruckus is what I live for: Sometimes I’m just feeling hostile and want to make someone mad. If you’re video is the first one I see and it’s not up to the level it should than prepare to feel worthless. Because you pretty much are.
3. You’re a jerk and you know it: You probably left a nasty comment yourself that was definitely inappropriate and I called you out for it. Yeah, you’re not allowed to be a jerk without just cause. Only I am.
4. Typing Liike Thyis will get you in trouble: I HATE HATE HATE people who type like they’ve just had a stroke (unless you really did have a stroke, in which case I apoligize and ask “what are you doing on youtube in the first place?) But if you’re just trying to let someone know their video was good than just say “great video!” not “datz ghood stufuh riite thurr!” UGH.
5. Retaliation is a bitch, but so am I: If I comment about a video and you insist on jumping on me about what I said than prepare yourself for a hardcore battle of wits. And you better be heavily armed because I never cease to run out of ammo.
6. You’re a pervert but don’t know it: Oh no worries, it would be my honor to tell you how much of a jackass you are. I can’t stand those sickos that leave inappropriate comments on 12-year-olds videos and express how turned on they are. Are you %$#$ kidding me dude? That’s sick.
7. Put your clothes on and stop dancing around like a crazed baboon: If you are one of the 12-year-olds I just referred to than you better knock it the %$#$ off. I don’t need my tax dollars going toward a search/recuse mission for you because you were taken by an internet predator. Just stop it right now.
8. Racist will always be attacked: Being of a minority race, I’m obligated to attack you for the racist filth you spew. If you have more than 100 thumbs down for your comment about a video of MLK than you’re probably a racist and we ALL hate you. Which means it won’t just be me telling you to shove it where the sun don’t shine.
9. Speaking of thumbs down, WTH?: One thing that I can’t stand more than anything else is the little thumbs down count to the left of a post. Okay, do NOT give me a thumbs down for defending a video. I know who gives me thumbs down and I WILL get you.
10. You’re making a spam sandwich: Just comment on the video, ABOUT the video, alright? I don’t need to see this message about dying tomorrow if I don’t copy and paste in the next 10 minutes. If you believe that than I say you deserve a rude comment and to have your head examined.

Cutenews...I won't miss thee bitch.

I have done the unthinkable…writing a blog without having concoted a list to go along with it. I should and am ashamed of myself. So, here is a list of reasons why I’ve moved myself over to tumblr.com and can’t stand cutenews.

1. It always tricks me everytime: Why is cutenews telling me I have 1123 comments when only about 12 real people visit my blog? Oh yeah…spam.
2. Easy installation: No wonder why it was easy and I actually did it right the first time. All kinds of shit gets in without notice and BAM you no longer have comments or theres 1123 (as previously stated).
3. It makes you feel like a loser: Who needs comments anyway? Not me! I love coming into my blog (seeing 15 comments previously) and then seeing zero…umm excuse you…where are my comments??
4. Tumblr makes it easy: I mean RIDICULOUSLY easy for me to do whatever…well not whatever. If I make one wrong move…I could mess up someth…*deleted*
5. I can no longer customize: For the strangest reason cutnews continues to give me a 405 error (diff from the 404 error you see when the page doesn’t exist). I’m really getting to know these error pages pretty well under the watchful of cutenews.
6. I f***ing hate water & feet: The whole reason why I’m even having issues in the first place is because my PSP8 CD has water damage and my old computer had dreamweaver on it but was subsequently stepped on and now has a crack in it…i.e. I can’t design my own layouts for the time being and I can’t organize my site unless I mess with Visual Developer (which I don’t completely get…surprising?)
7. Active comments: What the *beep* are those anyway?? You just told me I have 0 comments but I still have 154 active ones? What in the name of Jesus’s carpentering hands are you talking about cutenews??
8. It’s slow, slower, the slowest: Cheese & rice man, can it move any slower? In the time it takes me to post something, I could have died and been reincarnated and then died in that life too.
9. It sucks.
10. I hate it.

I think 9 and 10 speak for themselves…right?