tHECABBIEKILLER

2009

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Does the hair make the girl?

I got my hair done two days ago in a style I’ve never done. It was a style that I’ve...
Jun 20th

Does the hair make the girl? (example 2)

Creepy man at Barnes&Noble: * He holds to the door open for me as I'm leaving* Hey baby, you lookin' good baby!
Me: *I giggle nervously and move faster to the car* Thanks...
Jun 20th

Does the hair make the girl? (example 1)

Horny man at Walmart: *Speeding up to to catch up with me as I'm leaving* You look great in black.
Me: *I'm giggling nervously as I look for my keys and continue to walk* Oh thank you!
Horny man: Welcome...so what'd you say your name was?
Me: Umm...Sylvia...
Horny man: Great to meet you...I'm Marc. Can I get your number to call you?
Me: *I'm, again, giggling nervously, sweating profusely and searching frantically for my keys* Oh umm, sorry I have a boyfriend.
Horny man: Oh, that's OK. He won't know. *He winks and I feel a nasty chill go down my spine*
Me: *I'm desperate to find my keys at this point* Nah, he's my heart. I'd never do that to him.
Horny man: Can I give you my number??
Me: ...I guess *I've finally found my keys!*
Horny man: *He writes his number down and hands it to me* There ya go Sylvia. Call me PLEASE?!
Me: ...We'll see...*I run out of the store*
Jun 20th