June 2009
3 posts
Does the hair make the girl?
I got my hair done two days ago in a style I’ve never done. It was a style that I’ve been dying to try to a while and now that I have the time (having graduated from college and home dying of boredom) I thought what a perfect opportunity to try something new! It turned out great (if you were wondering), so great that I find more guys are hitting on me because of it. Don’t get me...
Does the hair make the girl? (example 2)
Creepy man at Barnes&Noble: * He holds to the door open for me as I'm leaving* Hey baby, you lookin' good baby!
Me: *I giggle nervously and move faster to the car* Thanks...
Does the hair make the girl? (example 1)
Horny man at Walmart: *Speeding up to to catch up with me as I'm leaving* You look great in black.
Me: *I'm giggling nervously as I look for my keys and continue to walk* Oh thank you!
Horny man: Welcome...so what'd you say your name was?
Me: Umm...Sylvia...
Horny man: Great to meet you...I'm Marc. Can I get your number to call you?
Me: *I'm, again, giggling nervously, sweating profusely and searching frantically for my keys* Oh umm, sorry I have a boyfriend.
Horny man: Oh, that's OK. He won't know. *He winks and I feel a nasty chill go down my spine*
Me: *I'm desperate to find my keys at this point* Nah, he's my heart. I'd never do that to him.
Horny man: Can I give you my number??
Me: ...I guess *I've finally found my keys!*
Horny man: *He writes his number down and hands it to me* There ya go Sylvia. Call me PLEASE?!
Me: ...We'll see...*I run out of the store*
March 2009
3 posts
Stick it in your youtube, jerk.
Hmanfilms: Don't talk shit. I didn't do anything to you. Go hate somewhere else. I was like 14 and I didn't have anything better to do. BTW this was like probably a year ago.
Me: Umm...I have no idea what you're talking about. Did you make a video in which I commented rudely? Because if I did than it was probably warranted but since I don't remember you're going to have to refresh my memory so I can offend you again.
Stick it in your youtube, jerk (top 10)
I find myself on youtube lately. I’m not one to post videos because one, I don’t have anyway of making them and two, what the hell do I have to say that can’t be expressed in written word? I’ve also found myself being more ruthless with idiots who want to get mad about a comment I posted about their video (example: the convo above). It’s funny to me the amount of time...
Cutenews...I won't miss thee bitch.
I have done the unthinkable…writing a blog without having concoted a list to go along with it. I should and am ashamed of myself. So, here is a list of reasons why I’ve moved myself over to tumblr.com and can’t stand cutenews.
It always tricks me everytime: Why is cutenews telling me I have 1123 comments when only about 12 real people visit my blog? Oh yeah…spam.
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February 2009
2 posts
The big move
If you’ve ventured over here from CP.net, than welcome. I discovered this little slice of heaven via my girl Timmie. I’m going to be blogging here for a while because fanupdate is giving me a damn headache trying to install and cutenews has been on my last nerve for the past year. I haven’t decided If I’m moving here indefinitely but I’ll keep all my adoring fans...
Oh the racist...(semi-rant)
So, I’m on youtube just browsing through my own profile and reminiscing about all the videos that I’ve added to my favorites. I come across Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I have a dream” speech and go into it for a listen. Well, low and behold some racist idiots have commented on the video with a few, not so subtle, derogatory words describing black people. I, with my...